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About to head to school to take my final FINAL as an undergraduate. Bring it on, Shakespeare! I cannot wait to graduate!!! Sleep all day and party all night!! ;)

So ready to be done! All I have to do tomorrow is revise one thing and do a rewrite on a paper for The Drama. Then I have all day Wednesday, which is full of meetings about sending my resume out to more people and talk about my writing as a whole. Then head home and watch two movies and write reports on them for my Thursday class. Which brings me to Thursday which I only my final film class and we’re watching a movie (shocker!).

Friday is the English Senior Send-Off (AWE! That’s me!) and the awards banquet is after that.

Saturday is work in the morning and going on my first official date with a certain firefighter. Sunday is church and work. Then I have work and relaxation all the following week, up until Saturday which my graduation. I shall walk across that stage and be DONE with college for now. I shall be getting my masters in a few years (hopefully at NYU), but now I shall look for career-building jobs. Adios, Dairy Queen!!! … hopefully.

So a few us were sitting in the Study Buddy yesterday at school and everyone wanted to know what happened to my hand. My one friend Denise said I must have masturbated too hard that’s why I had the brace on.

Some random guy hears us talking about masturbation and comes over. He starts giving me encouragement telling me I still another hand. 

He came and stood across the table, stared into my eyes and said, “You want to really know how to get off?” I started laughing and said sure. “Film yourself. And then watch it. After that, you will rub your shit raw.” I was roaring with laughter. Everyone was looking at me. We were all dying of laughter after that.

Then my professor came over and Denise stopped him. She told him she wanted to write her Montaigne essay on “Self Pleasure” and he said that was fine. He even gave her some ideas on how to get started. She said to him, “want to know what my inspiration was? Shelley’s hand.”

So it was even better when I read a poem later at the Open Mic with the same professor sitting in the audience looking at me and was shocked because my poem had a few choice words in there, which he’s never heard from me.

He emailed me later that night and said one word, “WOW.” 

My meeting with him next week is going to be interesting, that’s for sure! ;)

One story is done for the magazine. AHHHH! 

That was a 12 draft story and it’s finally done. It feels amazing. I’m going to work on this poem for a bit and then go dance with Eleni on Just Dance 3. It’s funny how she keeps asking me for help with the smallest things for her English paper. I remember those days. College was SO easy back my first two years. I’m glad that’s over.

So I want to work on my “stoop” essay some more next week and really finalize that for the magazine. Definitely one of my favorite things I’ve ever written. Not the best thing, but the one I enjoyed the most.

I’m really excited to graduate. Is it here yet?

I got my new schedule for this semester! FINAL semester of college! Well, right now anyway. I  can’t wait to graduate!

• Shakespeare
• The Drama
• American Cinema II
• Advanced Creative Writing
• Individualized Writing Project
• Internship

I can’t wait to start on Tuesday! I miss school. My brain misses the knowledge intake.